These greenish Gretsch guitars at Main Drag are the exact color of a beverage I make
almost every day. Here’s the recipe:

MEGAN’S “SKIM MILK IS FOR SUCKAS” AVOCADO-HONEY-MILK SHAKE
- 1 Avocado (small)
- 1.5 Cups Whole Milk
- 3-second squeeze of honey

Put all ingredients in a blender for 60 seconds, being sure to lock up your
dog first.